Slipping on the victim's shoes. . .Let Cuba have Florida
I think we should give Florida to Cuba. I love a lot of people in the Sunshine State, but I need y'all to move to Georgia, ASAP. Why should Florida be Cuba's? There are a myriad of reasons, but right now, I'm going to focus on the Jameis Winston situation . Florida State and Duke played the ACC Championship game in my city last night, the same week that a laughing and jovial Florida State alum , masquerading as a state's attorney said Winston would not be charged for sexual assault allegations that were lodged against him. There was laughter. There were jokes. There were smiles. The news conference in which Florida state attorney Willie Meggs announced that Jameis Winston was not going to be charged with sexual battery was an extremely light-hearted affair. Everyone seemed so incredibly happy to be talking about an alleged sexual assault. Reporter: "Was there a sexual assault?" Meggs, laughing: "Well, that's kind of why we're here....