Everything I learned about dating, I learned from Soap Operas. . .That's why I'm single
The older I get, the more people ask questions about my love life. It's as if a woman over 30 has to be married, engaged, pregnant or already a mother for her life to be meaningful. And then there's the fact that I write romance novels. Girl, don't you have a man? Well, if I hear that question one time, I'm going to slap somebody. But, who wants an assault charge because she hit Ms. Mary from the church? So I have a surefire way to stop all of these questions. Number one: Because I'm secretly Catwoman and I'm waiting for Batman to come and make my life better. Number two: Everything I learned about dating, I learned from watching Victor and Nikki on T he Young and The Restless . I just can't find a man rich enough and dramatic enough to make me want to be in a relationship. Number three : Not old enough to be a cougar yet. I want to combine a relationship with motherhood without the stretch marks. Number four: My parents like everyone that I date, ...