Grits as a weapon

Before a woman decides to grab a gun and end up on an episode of Snapped or Deadly Women, there's one thing you can do to calm the drama in your relationship.

First, place a pot on the stove and boil some water.
Next, drop in two cups of grits and let it simmer.

Finally, put on some Al Greene.


Problem solved and no charges filed. The end.
I dedicate this post to Mrs. Herman Cain. I stand with you, sister.

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jeanette nicole* said…
Bwahahaha! This made me laugh entirely too loud at work.
November 30, 2011 at 3:57 PM
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