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Monday, November 5, 2012

Why you should never ever piss off a writer . . .

I was talking to a male friend of mine over the weekend and he flat out said, I'd never date a girl with the microphone.
I tilted my head to the side and asked for an explanation.
He said, "I don't want to be the subject of a book."

Smart man. Full disclosure, this guy has already been the inspiration for a book, His Sexy Bad Habit. The secret is out now. (LOL)
When I write about real people in my life, I try to write about the positive aspects of them. However, if you piss me off, I will destroy you in print --changing the names of the guilty, some times.

Want to avoid being in my book? It's pretty simple to do: Don't tell me anything that is extremely funny. Don't act like a fool around me. Don't stalk me. Don't say something stupid, like "you should let me dress you." (True story, a guy told me that. He is so going in the next book) And finally, don't break my heart.

I may not be able to go all Carrie Underwood on you, but I can kill you in my next novel.

1 comment:

Jaynicia said...

Yeah I'm totally gonna do that shit to someone who pisses me off...I'm going to make them into a puss oozing donkey demon or something...great article!