Signs you're the Valentine's Day side-chick

If you're reading this alone and you're supposed to be in a relationship -- you just might be a side chick.

Harsh, I know.
If your man is working late tonight--chances are, you're the side chick.
If your woman is comforting a heartbroken girlfriend tonight --chances are you're the side chick with a penis.
If you didn't get flowers today because the ProFlowers Website was down --chances are you're the side chick.
If your gift came from a street corner --chances are you're the side chick.
If he plans to see you this weekend -- chances are you're the side chick.

Unless you enjoy this role, you deserve better, not just on Valentine's Day, but every day. Just because it works for a fictional character named Olivia Pope, it doesn't mean it translate into real life.

Well, at least there are side chick tales on Discovery ID tonight.

Scorned is now playing.
At nine, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover premieres.

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