If you're reading this alone and you're supposed to be in a relationship -- you just might be a side chick.
Harsh, I know.
If your man is working late tonight--chances are, you're the side chick.
If your woman is comforting a heartbroken girlfriend tonight --chances are you're the side chick with a penis.
If you didn't get flowers today because the ProFlowers Website was down --chances are you're the side chick.
If your gift came from a street corner --chances are you're the side chick.
If he plans to see you this weekend -- chances are you're the side chick.
Unless you enjoy this role, you deserve better, not just on Valentine's Day, but every day. Just because it works for a fictional character named Olivia Pope, it doesn't mean it translate into real life.
Scorned is now playing.
At nine, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover premieres.